Getting Spooked

Getting Spooked

Cystic Detective Update #3

Bigelow's NIDS Group at Mt. Wilson, Non-Lethal Weapons Yet Again, Ross Coulthart Alleges More Nonsense, Disorganized Thoughts on Military Motives, and Some Light-Hearted Reading for Trying Times

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Tanner F. Boyle
Apr 28, 2025
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Cystic Detective sniffs the air and smells a burning car battery. His eye spies a newspaper left partially buried in the snow, the headline in bombastic type relaying the story of a strip mall in Columbus, Ohio that disappeared—only to be replaced by a large cube made of pure platinum. The psychic viscera stirred in his gut as the words registered.

“Okay,” he sighed to himself. “I suppose the anomalies beckon me once again.”

As he searches out the nearest sink, he can hear Ruby Tuesday’s piercing laugh rattle ‘round his brain. He shudders.

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